Names for a male umbrella atoo?

I just bought this awesome,gorgeous,sweet 6 yr old atoo. I want an original answer,not one you'd hear everyday. They have the mental capacity of a 2 yr old and live to be 80. The previous owner spent little to no time with him so he doesn't say anything...yet. I get to teach him which I think is great!! So get the names coming and make sure they kick azz!! Remember winner gets the prize..ha ha ! Thanks !